zoethebitch:

about to go left side mode (rolling over on my left side in bed)

animentality:

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draculagerard:

“op”?? sir, we are mutuals. call me by my first name…

lichen-thr0pe:

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byrdsfly:

jezifster:

daydreamodyssey:

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

Has a crush on the hero and can’t be normal about it

moreglitter:

fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

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finally a strong female character who doesn’t shave her legs

do-you-have-a-flag:

escuerzoresucitado:

and that is what we call a match cut

sharper-and-bigger:

yimra:

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Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists

jimnutto-deactivated20230114:

christopher575:

unicouniuni:

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Uni.

HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW

UHHHHHHHHH

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dog-teeth:

in this world its sneef or be snorfed